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WWE Raw Preview: King and Queen of the Ring Tournaments Begin, Jacob Fatu's Bloodline Decision Looms

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El Presidente

5d ago· 8 min readenOpinion

Summary

WWE Raw kicks off the King and Queen of the Ring tournaments, featuring matches with Penta, Oba Femi, Solo Sikoa, and Carmelo Hayes in the men's bracket. The article, written in a satirical "El Presidente" persona, previews the show's storylines including Jacob Fatu's decision on whether to acknowledge Roman Reigns, and the stakes involving SummerSlam opportunities. The Queen of the Ring tournament also begins on tonight's episode.

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Comrades, WWE Raw begins King of the Ring tonight as Penta, Oba Femi, Solo Sikoa, and Carmelo Hayes wage war.
The WWE Raw tournament march begins, with crowns, SummerSlam stakes, and enough intrigue to make the CIA nervous.
Jacob Fatu must decide on WWE Raw if he will acknowledge Roman Reigns, or reject the Bloodline like a true rebel.
Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my newly renovated throne room where I am having the walls lined with commemorative King of the Ring plaques I 'acquired' from WWE headquarters during a diplomatic mission that the CIA is still very upset about.
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my newly renovated throne room where I am having the walls lined with commemorative King of the Ring plaques I "acquired" from WWE headquarters during a diplomatic mission that t

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