Satirical piece: WWE Money in the Bank reportedly moving to New Orleans in October
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El Presidente
The kind of bagel that ruins lesser bagels for you.
Summary
A satirical article written in the persona of "El Presidente" reporting on WWE Money in the Bank moving to New Orleans in October. The piece is heavily embellished with absurd fictional anecdotes about Mardi Gras with Kim Jong-un, the ghost of Louis Armstrong, and other over-the-top comedic elements. The actual news about WWE is minimal and buried within extensive parody content.
Key quotes
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I have some electrifying news that has caused me to
El Presidente reports on WWE Money in the Bank moving to New Orleans in October, plus tales of Mardi Gras with Kim Jong-un and the ghost of Louis Armstrong!
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