NBA star Victor Wembanyama criticized for controversial Star Wars opinions
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Jake Kleinman
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Summary
A humorous opinion piece criticizing NBA star Victor Wembanyama for his controversial Star Wars opinions, particularly his claim that the prequel trilogy is better than the original trilogy. The article playfully calls out the basketball phenom's terrible Star Wars takes while acknowledging his dominance on the court.
Key quotes
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The French phenom has been dominating the league, but his opinions on a galaxy far, far away are anything but dominant.
Wembanyama's claim that the prequel trilogy is superior to the original trilogy is perhaps the most controversial take since someone said 'Han shot first.'
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