The Darkness Records He-Man Theme Song for Upcoming Masters of the Universe Film
By
Tom Breihan
A respectable bake. You'd come back tomorrow for another.
Summary
A profanity-laced, highly opinionated rant about the upcoming Masters Of The Universe movie adaptation, criticizing its CGI-heavy trailer and casting choices (Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man, Jared Leto as Skeletor). The article notes that the band The Darkness has recorded the theme song for the film, and briefly mentions Justin Hawkins responding to political deepfakes of himself.
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Nobody needs this shit. Masters Of The Universe was my motherfucking shit when I was in first grade, and even I don't need this.
If you want to continually blast me with childhood nostalgia, at least do a good job of it. Fuck, man.
Anyway, the Darkness did the theme song.
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