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The Darkness Records He-Man Theme Song for Upcoming Masters of the Universe Film

By

Tom Breihan

9d ago· 2 min readenOpinion

Summary

A profanity-laced, highly opinionated rant about the upcoming Masters Of The Universe movie adaptation, criticizing its CGI-heavy trailer and casting choices (Nicholas Galitzine as He-Man, Jared Leto as Skeletor). The article notes that the band The Darkness has recorded the theme song for the film, and briefly mentions Justin Hawkins responding to political deepfakes of himself.

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Masters Of The Universe, the new motion picture adaptation of the fantastical '80s cartoon, looks like fucking dogshit, a nightmare collision of psychedelic CGI spooge and self-aware quasi-comedy.
Nobody needs this shit. Masters Of The Universe was my motherfucking shit when I was in first grade, and even I don't need this.
If you want to continually blast me with childhood nostalgia, at least do a good job of it. Fuck, man.
Anyway, the Darkness did the theme song.
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Masters Of The Universe, the new motion picture adaptation of the fantastical ’80s cartoon, looks like fucking dogshit, a nightmare collision of psychedelic CGI spooge and self-aware quasi-comedy. Nicholas Galitzine plays He-Man. Jared Leto plays Skeletor

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