Early MLB Season Analysis: American League's Mediocrity Stands Out
By
Billy Haisley
Pure flour-power. Hearty enough to carry you through lunch.
Summary
A humorous, early-season analysis of the American League baseball standings, pointing out the absurdity and mediocrity of most AL teams compared to the four standout teams in MLB (Yankees, Braves, Dodgers, Cubs). The article uses satire to critique the state of the league while acknowledging it's still early in the season.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledYes, it's early. There, we undercut your complaint before you even had a chance to assemble it.
Baseball is giving Rob Manfred a moment, in that the four good teams in baseball are the marquee-est of marquee teams—the Yankees, Braves, Dodgers, and Cubs.
Couldn't have planned it better, Rob; you can use this to keep you warm when the lockout enters its eighth month.
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