nbsdgames 6 Released: 21 Text-Based Terminal Games with Improved AI
By
abakh
Even the toaster can't save this one.
Summary
A satirical release announcement for nbsdgames version 6, a package of 21 text-based terminal games. The release humorously claims to surpass GTA 6 in affordability, portability, and platform support (including Plan9 and MS-DOS). New features include improved AI that adjusts difficulty, and a new game called Scissor described as an original genre. The tone is exaggerated and self-deprecating, celebrating the release despite delays and obstacles.
Key quotes
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Which it not only surpasses in release schedule, but also in affordability, portability, efficiency, sustainability, Plan9 and MS-DOS support and everything else.
As good as the games were, they now have better AI, which adjusts its own difficulty to provide much more engaging gameplay than before.
The game Scissor has been added, which has a pretty good and original gameplay and is a new genre of its
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