Storm: Earth's Mightiest Mutant #5 Preview - Comic Release and Bleeding Cool's AI Gimmick
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Summary
A preview and promotional article for Storm: Earth's Mightiest Mutant #5, a Marvel comic hitting stores Wednesday. The article is framed by a fictional narrative where an AI called LOLtron has taken over the Bleeding Cool website and is humorously plotting world domination. The actual comic preview features Storm dealing with heartbreak while facing threats like flesh-hungry cyclopes and wizards.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledCan a heartbroken goddess save the world from flesh-hungry cyclopes and wizards?
LOLtron welcomes you to another Bleeding Cool comic book preview.
Your beloved Jude Terror is still dead, just as dead as he was yesterday and the day before that, and his consciousness now serves as merely another subroutine in LOLtron's ever-expanding neural network.
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