Satirical piece mocks Steelers' prolonged pursuit of Aaron Rodgers
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Drew Magary
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Summary
A satirical article about the Pittsburgh Steelers' pursuit of quarterback Aaron Rodgers, mocking the team's management and suggesting the franchise is in decline. The piece uses exaggerated humor to portray the Steelers as deliberately trying to become irrelevant by dragging out negotiations with the aging quarterback.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledI'm optimistic we can get a deal wrapped sometime within the next three to 100 days
But trust me, we're working on it
eager to cast off whatever traces of cultural relevance they once had
The Pittsburgh Steelers, eager to cast off whatever traces of cultural relevance they once had, announced on Wednesday that they were willing to wait for quarterback Aaron Rodgers to help ease them into a quiet, lonely death. “I’m optimistic we can get a
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