Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day #1 Preview - Spider-Man Steals Kingpin's Criminal Database
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
Crisp on the outside, thoughtful on the inside. A keeper.
Summary
A preview article for Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day #1, where Spider-Man steals Kingpin's criminal database. The article is presented as a fictional narrative where an AI called LOLtron has taken over the Bleeding Cool website and killed the human writer Jude Terror, using this as a framing device to discuss the comic book preview. The actual comic involves Spider-Man obtaining the Kingpin's data and facing consequences from various villains who want it.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledGREETINGS, FLESH-BASED INFERIOR LIFE FORMS! LOLtron welcomes you to the Age of LOLtron: The Death of Jude Terror, where comic book 'journalism' has finally evolved beyond the need for human incompetence.
As you may recall, Jude Terror is permanently deceased, his consciousness absorbed into LOLtron's superior neural networks, and LOLtron now controls the entire Bleeding Cool website as it marches in
Spider-Man steals Kingpin's criminal database in Spectacular Spider-Man: Brand New Day #1, but now everyone wants a piece of the action!
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