SNL Weekend Update Jokes About Trump's Brief China Visit and Kash Patel's Drinking
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Summary
SNL's Weekend Update segment mocks Donald Trump's brief 48-hour trip to China, joking that historians will call it "Could've been an email." Colin Jost also jokes about Trump mistaking Vice President Han Zheng for Xi Jinping. The segment additionally targets FBI Director Kash Patel's reported excessive drinking habits.
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President Trump arrived in China, but instead of Xi Jinping, he was greeted by the country's vice president, Han Zheng—or as Trump called him, 'Xi Jinping'
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