Satirical Look at Knicks Fans Invading Cavaliers Arena During Eastern Conference Final
By
Tom Ley
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Summary
A satirical sports article discussing the potential influx of Knicks fans into the Cleveland Cavaliers' arena during the Eastern Conference Final, focusing on the concerns of Cavs owner Dan Gilbert about keeping wealthy and famous Knicks fans off the court as his team faces a potential sweep.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledKnicks fans travel well, especially when there is a series sweep on offer.
Would Cavs owner Dan Gilbert be able to keep Knicks fans from entering his arena and dicking around while his team got swept like chumps?
More importantly, would he be able to keep the rich and famous Knicks fans off the floor?
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