PerformaMeter: AI Tool Claims to Detect 'Performative Males' Through Photo Analysis
By
Chris Messina
Not artisan, but a perfectly fine bagel. Hits the spot.
Summary
A satirical AI tool called PerformaMeter claims to detect 'performative males' - men who allegedly dress and behave in specific ways to manipulate women's perceptions. The tool supposedly analyzes photos to rate 'performative vibes' based on stereotypical traits like drinking matcha, collecting analog media, wearing thrifted cardigans, and using specific social media language.
Key quotes
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They're probably from L.A., because they ran through all the women there
They drink matcha or are a coffee snob, they collect analog media like vinyl, CDs or cassettes and they wear thrifted cardigans
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