Madonna, Shakira, and BTS to Headline First-Ever World Cup Final Halftime Show

Soccer games don't typically have halftime shows, but FIFA isn't the kind of organization that'll let a marketing opportunity go to waste.

This year, the World Cup is coming to the United States, which promises to be a clusterfuck of gigantic proportions, especially given our current government's enthusiastic willingness to ban travelers from wherever.

But anyone who makes it through our fascistic customs process and splurges for the insanely expensive World Cup Final tickets will get a performance from a bunch of global superstars.