Lizzo and Sexyy Red release "Hoes" for Scary Movie reboot soundtrack
By
Tom Breihan
Lightly toasted, lightly seasoned, mostly correct.
Summary
A brief, cynical commentary on the announcement that Lizzo and Sexyy Red have collaborated on a song called "Hoes" for the soundtrack of the upcoming Scary Movie reboot/sequel. The article expresses disdain for this information while reporting it as an unavoidable cultural event.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledThe world would be boring as fuck without hoes.
I don't like this information any more than you do. It's just what's happening right now.
What we want doesn't matter.
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