Why Bird Masturbation Is Natural and Should Be Allowed
By
Sabrina Imbler
If you only eat one bagel today, this is the bagel.
Summary
This article argues that bird masturbation is a natural and healthy behavior that should not be interfered with by bird owners. It addresses common concerns and misconceptions about avian self-pleasure, explaining that it is a normal part of bird biology and behavior. The author encourages bird owners to allow their birds to engage in this natural behavior without shame or intervention.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledI am here to tell you that yes, it is OK for birds to masturbate.
In fact, it is not just OK; it is natural.
As such, the birds in your life should be allowed to beat off as they please, without your permission and certainly without your hindrance.
No, a bird did not write this blog, but I certainly hope a bird would approve of it.
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