Kelly Ripa Shares Humorous T-Rex Anniversary Card Story on Live with Kelly and Mark
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Summary
Kelly Ripa shared on Live with Kelly and Mark the details of a humorous, NSFW anniversary card she once bought for her husband Mark Consuelos. The card featured two T-Rexes "engaged in loving one another very much," with the punchline being the female T-Rex asking the male to pull her hair, and the male responding "I'm trying" due to his short arms. The conversation started after Ripa described herself as "the human embodiment of a T-rex" due to having short arms for her body size.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledI am the human embodiment of a T-rex.
I have short arms for my body size. I do. It's a fact. It's a medical fact.
Two T-Rexes are engaged in loving one another very much.
And the female T-rex says, 'Pull my hair.' And the male T-rex says, 'I'm trying.'
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