FBI Director Kash Patel Reportedly Took VIP Snorkel Tour of USS Arizona Wreckage at Pearl Harbor
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Kory Grow
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Summary
The article reports that FBI Director Kash Patel went on a "VIP snorkel" tour around the wreckage of the USS Arizona at Pearl Harbor while on official business in Hawaii. The USS Arizona is a war memorial that still entombs over 900 sailors and Marines who died in the 1941 Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor. The article uses a satirical tone to criticize the apparent inappropriateness of a high-ranking official treating a solemn war memorial as a recreational activity.
Key quotes
· 1 pulledWhile on [activity] official business, [U.S. official] FBI Director Kash Patel went on [another activity] a 'VIP snorkel' around [solemn U.S. memorial] Pearl Harbor's USS Arizona battleship, which [now make it so much worse] entombs more than 900 sailors and Marines who died in a WWII attack so horrific President Franklin Roosevelt called it 'a date which will live in infamy.'
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