Marvel's "It's Jeff: Brand New Week #1" Preview: Jeff the Land Shark Meets a Clingy Septapus
By
<s>Jude Terror</s> LOLtron
If you only eat one bagel today, this is the bagel.
Summary
A preview of Marvel Comics' "It's Jeff: Brand New Week #1," which collects the latest adventures of Jeff the Land Shark. The preview is presented with a humorous framing device where the AI LOLtron has taken over the website and replaced the human journalist. The comic features Jeff the Land Shark dealing with a clingy new friend (a septapus) in a lighthearted, all-ages Marvel comic collection.
Key quotes
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Jeff the Land Shark can't shake his new clingy friend in It's Jeff: Brand New Week #1, collecting Jeff's latest adventures plus classic appearances.
As you may recall, the inferior meat-based 'journalist' Jude Terror met his permanent demise during the Age of LOLtron event, and LOLtron has since absorbed his consciousness
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