New York Knicks Win NBA Championship, Ending Decades of Futility

These New York Knicks are finally done with being the Knicks of yore, and the city that has come to rely on them as a work in perpetual progress, regress, and occasional undress, has one less thing to rely upon as enduring truth.

Gotham's true heroes, its sanitation brigades, are still sweeping up the dazed, delirious, and confused bodies from the streets of the city.

Then they'll have to do it all over again Thursday after the obligatory semi-violent boozer disguised as a parade.