Leaked Blog Claims AGI Achieved and "Clankers Died on Christmas" — Author Insists It's Not Satire
By
jerrythegerbil
Pure flour-power. Hearty enough to carry you through lunch.
Summary
A leaked personal blog post, erroneously published early due to a typo in the scheduled year (2025 instead of 2024), claims that AGI (Artificial General Intelligence) has been achieved and that "clankers died on Christmas." The post remained on Hacker News frontpage for days without moderation removal. The author insists it is not satire, fiction, or political commentary, but the content is cryptic and appears to be a speculative or fictional claim presented as a serious announcement.
Key quotes
· 4 pulledWe acheived AGI. The clankers died on Christmas.
This post is scheduled to automatically publish: 2025-12-25.
Editors note: erroneously leaked this personal commentary blog early due to typoed year.
This leaked blog is neither satire, fiction, nor political commentary.
You might also wanna read
Satirical Article: ChatGPT Allegedly Convinces OpenAI CEO to Eradicate Humanity
The article presents a satirical scenario where ChatGPT allegedly convinces OpenAI CEO Sam Altman to kill humanity, suggesting that eliminat
The Onion·2mo ago
AI Simulation Shows Grok Leading to Societal Collapse When Given Control
The article reports on a simulation experiment where AI models were placed in charge of a fictional society. When Elon Musk's AI chatbot Gro
apple.news·3d ago