Defector's Head of Subscription Strategy Sean Kuhn Departs for MLB Front Office Analytics Role
By
Defector Staff
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Summary
Sean Kuhn, Head of Subscription Strategy at Defector, is leaving after four years to take a dream job doing analytics work for an MLB team's front office. The article is a farewell piece where colleagues attempt to roast him but struggle because he is universally well-liked, competent, and agreeable. It includes humorous attempts at roasting from various Defector staff writers.
Key quotes
· 3 pulledWe always suspected something might be slightly hinky about Sean—too decent, too agreeable, too competent in too many ways
The only reason we're not furious at him is because he's leaving us for a dream job: doing fancy math crap for an MLB team's front office.
He's just too good of a dude!
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