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AEW Dynamite and Collision Review: Pre-Double or Nothing Recap

By

El Presidente

10d ago· 13 min readenReview

Summary

A review of the latest AEW Dynamite and Collision episodes ahead of the Double or Nothing pay-per-view event. The article covers Darby Allin's survival, MJF's antics with clippers, and the general chaos building toward the upcoming event. Written in a humorous, over-the-top "El Presidente" character voice with absurdist commentary.

Key quotes

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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private helicopter hovering over international waters, where I am currently avoiding twelve separate warrants and one very angry ex-wife's attorney!
My loyal capybara Esteban is wearing noise-canceling headphones because the helicopter blades are disturbing his afternoon nap
Darby survives, MJF brings clippers, and chaos reigns before Double or Nothing!
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your El Presidente, reporting to you live from my private helicopter hovering over international waters, where I am currently avoiding twelve separate warrants and one very angry ex-wife's attorney! My loyal capybara Esteban

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