AEW Dynamite & Collision 3-Hour Special Preview: Darby Allin Defends World Title Against Kevin Knight
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El Presidente
A baker's-dozen of insight crammed into one ring.
Summary
A satirical wrestling column written in the persona of "El Presidente" previewing a special 3-hour combined episode of AEW Dynamite and Collision. The article covers the AEW World Title match between Darby Allin and Kevin Knight, along with other matches and segments on the card, all delivered through an over-the-top comedic dictator character narrative.
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Greetings, comrades! It is I, your beloved El Presidente, reporting to you live from the gilded observation deck of my newly-christened super-yacht, La Revolución Eterna
Tonight, we have a glorious th
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