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Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023) Review — A Pointless Prequel That Falls Apart

2d ago· 1 min readenReview

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A review of the 2023 streaming prequel "Pet Sematary: Bloodlines" to the 2019 remake of Stephen King's novel. The reviewer finds the film starts relatively OK with a decent young cast and genre support from actors like David Duchovny, Pam Grier, and Samantha Mathis, but criticizes it for falling apart in an incoherent final act. The review concludes the film has no real reason to exist beyond Stephen King name recognition.

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It's relatively OK to start with; the young cast are fine and there's genre support from David Duchovny, Pam Grier and Samantha Mathis.
It falls apart in the incoherent final act, and it has no real reason to exist at all beyond name recognition for Stephen King.
Henry Thomas shows up to try to fool you into thinking this was directed by Mike Flanagan.
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Streaming prequel to the 2019 remake of Stephen King's novel. Because we were all really wondering how Old Man Crandall came to be on his porch muttering about how dead is bettah. It's relatively OK to start with; the young cast are fine and there's genre

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