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Oil Prices Are Sky High, but At Least We’re Not Driving Energy Efficient Cars

Oil Prices Are Sky High, but At Least We’re Not Driving Energy Efficient Cars

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 19:00:00 -0400
I Know Vorgarg the Kazoo-Playing Robot Tried to Kill Us All, but That’s Not Going to Stop Me from Going to His Concert

I Know Vorgarg the Kazoo-Playing Robot Tried to Kill Us All, but That’s Not Going to Stop Me from Going to His Concert

Wed, 29 Apr 2026 12:52:00 -0400
This Divorce

This Divorce

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Why Do People Keep Trying to Assassinate Caesar?

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AP English Students Aren’t Thirsting After Holden Caulfield Like They Used To

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Things I Said I Watched but Actually Just Saw the Meme

Things I Said I Watched but Actually Just Saw the Meme

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You Can Complete Our Online Degree Program in the Time It Would Take You to Read This Article

You Can Complete Our Online Degree Program in the Time It Would Take You to Read This Article

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An Excerpt from Elizabeth Preston’s The Creatures’ Guide to Caring

An Excerpt from Elizabeth Preston’s The Creatures’ Guide to Caring

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A Kindergarten Teacher Attempts to Explain Cryptocurrency, and Accidentally Creates a New Financial System

A Kindergarten Teacher Attempts to Explain Cryptocurrency, and Accidentally Creates a New Financial System

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We Believe That Combating Racism Is the Real Racism

We Believe That Combating Racism Is the Real Racism

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Aquaphobia

Aquaphobia

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Just Because I Am the Oracle of Delphi Doesn’t Mean I Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Use Prediction Markets

Just Because I Am the Oracle of Delphi Doesn’t Mean I Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Use Prediction Markets

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Leaves of Grass (Allergy Edition)

Leaves of Grass (Allergy Edition)

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William Tecumseh Sherman Demands a Ballroom

William Tecumseh Sherman Demands a Ballroom

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“They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us”: Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System

“They Would Never Use the Death Star on Us”: Alderaan Residents Reflect on Their Support for the Empire as a Large Imperial Installation Enters the System

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Everything You Need to Plan the Perfect Aesthetic First Birthday Party for Your Sad, Beige Baby

Everything You Need to Plan the Perfect Aesthetic First Birthday Party for Your Sad, Beige Baby

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 12:00:00 -0400
Here’s Exactly What You Should Say When You Call Your Elected Representatives

Here’s Exactly What You Should Say When You Call Your Elected Representatives

Fri, 24 Apr 2026 11:00:00 -0700
Fine. This Is What I Was Really Like in the ’90s

Fine. This Is What I Was Really Like in the ’90s

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Book of Revelations, Chapter 6 (Revised 2026)

Book of Revelations, Chapter 6 (Revised 2026)

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Miranda Priestly Roasts My Nirvana T-Shirt

Miranda Priestly Roasts My Nirvana T-Shirt

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