Satirical Piece Imagines Trump Demanding Jalen Brunson Wear Suit During NBA Finals Game
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The Onion Staff
A good honest bake. Not flashy, but you'll finish the whole bagel.
Summary
A satirical article imagines President Donald Trump attending an NBA Finals game and angrily demanding that Knicks guard Jalen Brunson wear a suit instead of his basketball uniform, criticizing his exposed knees and lack of "class." The piece humorously portrays Trump's indignation over the player's attire during the game.
Key quotes
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People had paid good money to attend the game and should not be forced to look at a grown man's knees—disgusting!
No class. Absolutely z
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