The Onion offers satirical travel tips for LGBTQ+ travelers during Pride month

Use discretion when conversing with strangers on apps who list their job as "Secret Police."

Make sure the destination you're heading to isn't somewhere that persecutes LGBTQ+ people, like Dubai or Boston.

Use the restroom that you feel most comfortable having dysentery in.

If a language barrier makes it difficult to tell if a local is also gay, listen for key universal phrases like "Laurie Metcalf."

Travelers to Europe should pack a Type-C peni