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Brewers Prospect Jacob Misiorowski to Miss Chance to Pitch in Las Vegas

By

Ray Ratto

3h ago· 5 min readenOpinion

Summary

A sarcastic, opinion-driven article about Milwaukee Brewers pitching prospect Jacob Misiorowski, who is set to miss the opportunity to pitch in a Major League Baseball game in Las Vegas (likely referring to the Athletics' temporary home). The author uses a mocking, hyperbolic tone to question the hype around Misiorowski, suggesting that pitching in extreme Vegas conditions is a true test of a pitcher's mettle.

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So you think Jacob Misiorowski is a big deal, do you? The next big thing in ball, you say? The scourge of hitters now and for years to come?
Yeah, well, let's see you do it in Vegas. Throw a hundred on a hot, dry, hundred-degree night in a Triple-A park. Then we'll talk, big shot.
The new face of Milwaukee Brewers baseball doesn't pitch again until Friday at home against Philadelphia, which means he will miss the brand new and objectively hilarious experience of pitching in a big league game in Nevada in 202
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So you think Jacob Misiorowski is a big deal, do you? The next big thing in ball, you say? The scourge of hitters now and for years to come? Yeah, well, let’s see you do it in Vegas. Throw a hundred on a hot, dry, hundred-degree night in a Triple-A park.

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