Satirical Article Claims Doctors Warn Air Fryers Cannot Replace Human Companionship
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The Onion Staff
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Summary
A satirical article from The Onion reports that doctors at Johns Hopkins University have warned that air fryers cannot replace human companionship. The piece humorously quotes a psychiatrist explaining that while air fryers are useful kitchen tools for reheating leftovers and cooking, they are no substitute for genuine human interaction.
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Kitchenware can't replace relationships with other people, experts say.
BALTIMORE—Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that air fryers should not be considered an adequate substitute for human companionship. “An air fryer can be
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